Lyrics

All the girls say hi boy, are you on your own
All the ladies say mister, can I take you home?
All the girls say you sir are looking really swell
All the ladies say hold me and we won’t kiss and tell

But I say oh no, that’s not happening he’s my bundle of joy
And I say oh no, that ain’t happening he’s my baby boy

All the girls say handsome will you take me for a drive?
All the ladies think want some you won’t get out alive
All the girls are hoping that you will glance their way
They’re just not coping too well I’ve got to say

And I say oh no, that’s not happening that’s not part of the plan
Here’s why that’s not happening he’s my loving man

All the girls say hey fella can we know your name
All the ladies say you’re welcome to join right in our game

All the girls say sweetheart come on over here
All the ladies say darling let me whisper in your ear

But I say oh no, that’s not happening he’s my bundle of joy
And I say oh no, that ain’t happening he’s my baby boy

And I say oh no, that’s not happening that’s not part of the plan
Here’s why that’s not happening he’s my loving man